Ted is a part time software developer, full time nerd, and has been participating in the Northern VA pub trivia scene for the last ten years. Ted splits his time equally between working, sleeping, and Dungeons and Dragons, which he recently found after spending forty years thinking it was “too geeky.” Ted enjoys long walks in the woods spent wondering when the long walk will end and he can get back to air conditioning. Ted is wondering if these items are relevant to Brian’s request, or if he would care for something different.